Many times when I'm online, various people will strike up a conversation with me about various topics. I like that. Once in a blue moon, I'll actually talk with someone I'd love to meet. This guy LOOKS amazing, but..... you'll see what his problems are. Too bad too, cause he's freakin' HOT! (That is, IF it's a true picture of him.)
Friend [8:19 AM]: is this celsi?
CelsiJudeE [8:19 AM]: yes
Friend [8:19 AM]: its tim----do you remember me?
CelsiJudeE [8:20 AM]: Good morning.
CelsiJudeE [8:20 AM]: Tim who? Did you used to have a different screenname?
Friend [8:21 AM]: yeah-----im a personal trainer-----i used to play football
CelsiJudeE [8:21 AM]: sorry Tim, it's just not ringing a bell.
Friend [8:22 AM]: hold on-----ill send you my picture------maybe it will help
CelsiJudeE [8:23 AM]: I don't remember meeting you. But that's a good picture.
Friend [8:23 AM]: thank you
CelsiJudeE [8:25 AM]: How are you doing? Looking to get out and about?
Friend [8:26 AM]: yeah
Friend [8:27 AM]: are you single or married?
CelsiJudeE [8:27 AM]: completely single.
Friend [8:28 AM]: have you ever been married?
CelsiJudeE [8:28 AM]: yeah.....
CelsiJudeE [8:29 AM]: have you been married?
Friend [8:29 AM]: no-----why did you get divorced?
CelsiJudeE [8:30 AM]: [answer deleted]
Friend [8:31 AM]: thats good-----i have a question------are either of your ex husbands better looking than i am?
CelsiJudeE [8:32 AM]: they are not better looking than this picture, no.
Friend [8:34 AM]: i have a question-----in what ways am i better looking than your ex husbands?
CelsiJudeE [8:34 AM]: are you serious?
Friend [8:34 AM]: yeah
CelsiJudeE [8:35 AM]: Both are attractive in their own way, and they both have dark hair and blue eyes (which is what I prefer).
CelsiJudeE [8:36 AM]: But neither is as young or as sculpted.
Friend [8:36 AM]: cool
CelsiJudeE [8:36 AM]: Why? Are you scared of men that are more attractive than you?
Friend [8:37 AM]: no-----its just a big turn on for me to be the best looking guy a woman has ever had sex with
CelsiJudeE [8:37 AM]: OH, well...... that's a different story.
CelsiJudeE [8:37 AM]: I dated a model once and another personal trainer once
Friend [8:38 AM]: did you have sex with either of them?
CelsiJudeE [8:38 AM]: yes
CelsiJudeE [8:38 AM]: of course, we were dating for quite a while.
Friend [8:38 AM]: how many times?
CelsiJudeE [8:38 AM]: I don't remember, and it doesn't matter.
CelsiJudeE [8:39 AM]: that's an awfully personal question, Tim.
CelsiJudeE [8:39 AM]: Especially for someone I don't remember knowing.
Friend [8:39 AM]: im sorry
CelsiJudeE [8:39 AM]: it's okay.
CelsiJudeE [8:39 AM]: what are you looking for?
Friend [8:39 AM]: its just theres a big difference between having sex with someone once and having sex with them a hundred times
CelsiJudeE [8:40 AM]: I don't do "one-night-stands". It's not my style. I'm no whore.
Friend [8:40 AM]: im looking for a one night stand
CelsiJudeE [8:41 AM]: it seems you're barking up the wrong tree then.
Friend [8:41 AM]: im sorry
CelsiJudeE [8:41 AM]: I guess it never hurts to ask, but it's just not my type of thing.
Friend [8:41 AM]: i understand
Friend [8:42 AM]: you probably wouldnt want to anyway with me because i dont like wearing a condom
CelsiJudeE [8:42 AM]: that's risky
CelsiJudeE [8:42 AM]: do you get tested often then? If not, you should.
Friend [8:42 AM]: i do
CelsiJudeE [8:42 AM]: that's good.
Friend [8:43 AM]: i prefer the natural feeling
CelsiJudeE [8:44 AM]: Well, Tim. I hope you find what you're looking for. Sorry I couldn't help you out.
Friend [8:45 AM]: nice meeting you
CelsiJudeE [8:45 AM]: you too.
Friend [8:45 AM]: bye
CelsiJudeE [8:45 AM]: bye
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as today is international 'get your ass tested for hiv day' if you see your hot friend on line again tell him a coffin has a nice natural feeling too. you are so completely in your rights to tell the ex to take the kid for a couple of extended visits. we women are so often 'expected' to compromise ourselves for the benefit of everyone and everything else, and then we get the nod and the frown from peeps when we assert our rights to not be completely and totally responsible for everything and everyone in our daily lives.
ty for being a good random blog read. visit the rant anytime (rated r to nc- 17 for language and occasional zombie violence)
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