Sunday, September 17, 2006

Pick Up Lines per your "Sign"

Oh MY!! I'm not really into the astrological "read your stars" kind of thing, but I always find humor in it. This is what I found. Each sign has it's own little pick up line. Can you hear yourself saying this to your mate? LOL. My personal favorite has to be Virgo's line. 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Head-for-Bed Line: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Head-for-Bed Line: (Pointing to Bull's tush) "Excuse me, is that seat taken?"

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Head-for-Bed Line: "Are you going to kiss me or will I have to lie to my diary?"

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Head-for-Bed Line: "Are we related? Do you want to be?"

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Head-for-Bed Line: "What do you say we go back to my place and start a fire -- I'll provide the fuel if you provide the spark."

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Head-for-Bed Line: "You're on my list of things to do tonight."

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Head-for-Bed Line: "Did you invite all these people? I thought it was going to be just the two of us."

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Head-for-Bed Line: "I'm an organ donor. Need anything?"

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Head-for-Bed Line: "If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Head-for-Bed Line: "Your eyes are the same color as my Corvette."

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Head-for-Bed Line: "Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my Nobel Prize. Have you seen it around anywhere?" 

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Head-for-Bed Line: "Help the homeless. Take me back to your place."





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