Friendship Oath... LOL

True Friendship  (read to the end!)

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?  Well, here is a series of
promises that actually speak of true friendship:


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard /bitch who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.

"Why?" you may ask;

"because you are my friend!!!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />